Mr Turner

This has been around the net for a while, still one of my favorites. This wouldn't fly where I'm from though. Cop's just don't have time to be asking a whole lot of questions. It's easier to shoot to kill first and let everything else work itself out. PG County Cops would have laid Mr Turner down. All that walking round back in forth?All belligerent and making sudden movements? That shit dont fly today. I been taught to channel my ancestors in times like that. I be on some ole "Roots" shit when I get pulled over."Yess suh Boss...Ize Ah wont travelin to fass wuz I suh? Iza justa lookin for a good church home to pray to boss? U like music suh? Iz ah know some good songs to sing if u dont mind listening boss."