My man told me growing up back in the day he NEVER wanted to disappoint his mother. Like NEVER! Even though he was out living life at a young age he never projected that to his Moms.He said when he used to smoke weed back when he was younger, he'd come home from basketball and I didn't want his mother to know he was high. So he would try to think of something intelligent to say to throw her off but it would always backfire.
The conversation would go like so:
Dude: Hey Mom!
Dude's Mom: Hey!
Dude: Whats up with Jesse Jackson??
Dude's Mom: Huh wtf?
Dude: I mean Booker T Washington
Dude's Mom: What the hell are u talking bout? You ok?
Dude: Nuttin forget it
Dude's Mom: Whats wrong with your eyes? Why are they red?
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