Helmet Mike

We had a dude a around our way named Helmet Mike. He was like my man Kenny's younger brother or something. They had a lot of cousins living in their house so I dont know what the relation was. My man Kenny was way younger than us so the kid Helmet Mike was like man 7 or 8 at this time.

It was a taboo subject b/c Kenny was real cool, a good dude.Like a type where its ji wrong to really to do anything more than light jokes with him.Nobody really went IN on Kenny even though it was a wealth of material. He was a fat boy with a retard brother.

Bamma's used to make off collar remarks under their breath about Helmet Mike while Kenny was around but when he wasnt listening. THAT shit used to be funny as SHIT, but u didnt want slim to see u laughing so u would try to hide it.That would make the shit seem even more funnier.That would be an inside joke when dude was around for months.

We used to play football in front of Kenny's house.While we would play Helmet Mike used to watch out of the window on the top floor. I think they used leave dude unattended.I guess dude used to want to get out and play with us. One day slim just bust out of the window and fell out a 2 story window and fell slam into the bushes helmet and all.Dude got up as if he just slipped on the curb and ran str8 for us saying "BAAAAWL! BAAWL!" We just gave him the ball, joe. I know this cant be true but it seemed like a team of doctors and nurses came running after him. I know it was a least one hired professional tho.His famliy was hysterical.It must have been a Big Momma Sunday dinner b/c a RACK ppl came running out that house.That shit was wild.U trying to convert a 3rd down and all of a sudden a nigga with a helmet just fall out of window.Weird