Helmet Mike

We had a dude a around our way named Helmet Mike. He was like my man Kenny's younger brother or something. They had a lot of cousins living in their house so I dont know what the relation was. My man Kenny was way younger than us so the kid Helmet Mike was like man 7 or 8 at this time.

It was a taboo subject b/c Kenny was real cool, a good dude.Like a type where its ji wrong to really to do anything more than light jokes with him.Nobody really went IN on Kenny even though it was a wealth of material. He was a fat boy with a retard brother.

Bamma's used to make off collar remarks under their breath about Helmet Mike while Kenny was around but when he wasnt listening. THAT shit used to be funny as SHIT, but u didnt want slim to see u laughing so u would try to hide it.That would make the shit seem even more funnier.That would be an inside joke when dude was around for months.

We used to play football in front of Kenny's house.While we would play Helmet Mike used to watch out of the window on the top floor. I think they used leave dude unattended.I guess dude used to want to get out and play with us. One day slim just bust out of the window and fell out a 2 story window and fell slam into the bushes helmet and all.Dude got up as if he just slipped on the curb and ran str8 for us saying "BAAAAWL! BAAWL!" We just gave him the ball, joe. I know this cant be true but it seemed like a team of doctors and nurses came running after him. I know it was a least one hired professional tho.His famliy was hysterical.It must have been a Big Momma Sunday dinner b/c a RACK ppl came running out that house.That shit was wild.U trying to convert a 3rd down and all of a sudden a nigga with a helmet just fall out of window.Weird

The Special Needs Dude

In junior high they had a special group that used to go to the same school as us. They were like the United Nations of Handicap folk. U had ur down down syndrome folk, the jokers that age early, Hellen Keller types, even Missing Link aborigine jokers. Just a str8 misfits of science type of cast.I mean it was real bad.

The thing about it is, them bammas had to be older than us too. The intellectual capacity was NOT there.No one is going to argue that at all,but nobody would pick on them. They had some with enuff size to tear some shit up.A few of the males would always be strong on some minature Mike Tyson shit. Niggas respect crazy, you couple that with super human mutant strength? U got a clean retard ride thru school, aint nobody jonin on u.

They used to keep them segregated from us from the most part. We would see them when we switched classes.They used to use the bathroom at different times than us to.

One day I get out of class with a hall pass/bathroom pass or something. I go into the bathroom.I see a bamma peeing at the stall with his pants ALL the way down like he is 3 yrs old or something. So I'm thinkin WTF? This bamma butt all out WTF?!!? I didnt realize it was one of the Special Needs Jokers at this point.Im thinking it was a peer, another normal 12/13 yr old. So i said something to equivalent of "DUDE WTF?" but whatever 12/13 would say at that time. Mooning ppl was like the big joke in our school too. So some body could have set me up. When I said something Special Needs dude turned around with his hand on his dick, this bamma was beating off.That bamma was screamed like "AYYYYYYYYAYAYAY" his eyes looked empty and distant that bamma looked like a Monster. I screamed too" AYYYYYAYAYAYA". It was like on E.T. when Elliot first saw him we both were scared I HAULED ass to my class and put my head down

Celebrate it cuz you made it!

Celebrate it cuz ya made it! Another year in the books! We made it. Don't forget those that didn't!

Good Morning 2010! Make it count y'all