I had California Tortilla for lunch yesterday and I'm still going thru changes

I’m eating at the California Tortilla yesterday. Im dining in the seats facing the street, so I’m visible from the street. The food is hitting the spot too. I’m ji pleasantly engrossed in this burrito (the blackened chicken was a nice touch). Then I hear a banging on the door, like that police at your door type knock. That shit momentarily scared me to death. I prolly jumped a bit, b/c I was in my zone. So I’m turning around expecting to see somebody I know laughing b/c they “got” me. I turn around and see this Florida Evans stunt double who doesn’t look familiar. She is not laughing. She is looking at me like “Oh ....You don’t know me nigga, Really?” So I don’t want to overreact. I’m thinking maybe this is somebody I used to work with or from my aunts church. I give that look like “May I help you?” from inside the window. I’m trying to mask the fact that I’m slightly annoyed, b/c obviously this lady appears to know me. Um…..WTF do u want? A nigga trying to enjoy a burrito and this bitch banging on the door in public making a small scene and she look a hot fool mess. So she points to her stomach and rubs her belly like “Handle this, Nigga!” I seriously don’t know if this chick is pregnant or just hungry. Either way she looking at me like it is MY job and MY job only to fix it. This chick puts her hand out and the other one on her hip doing the international sign for gimme some money. Not only is she begging but I guess she feel like a nigga had nerve to be eating in the window like that when she is out here preggo and/or hungry. So I give her a look like “Nawl, joe!” Then she is on to the next one. Rinse and repeat with other random people in the vicinity. Then she starts pulling the whole bathroom attendant move. You know, opening the door for people at a fast food joint and getting pissed when they don’t tip. Its messed up if she was preggo and out here using strong arm panhandling tactics. I would have gave her some money under different circumstances. She was really acting like I was dodging child support and she caught me eating in the window. Like EYE had nerve. I never seen that chick in my life.

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Some ole Pyramid/Ponzi Scheme/MLM/Network Marketing Stuff? Why folks do it???

I think folks think it is a way of obtaining wealth that they aren't privy to. That is true in many cases but the answer is not necessarily MLM/Network marketing on the bottom floor level.


Its like any other form of pimping. You use different cliches and truisms to cloud that hoe's brain to go get you your money.


These invites remind me of the mobb when u get whacked. It always comes from a good friend when u least expect it.

Perfect example.......


Dude:

how much money did you make at home this week? If you would be interested in making money with my new company let me.


3:49pmME

what kind of work u got?

3:54pm Dude

man I am starting a new company. Looking for some dudes that is trying to make some money. I am in the progress of setting up something for tonight at 9pm to show everyone